HANK ELSNERCRYPTOBUILT AND RUN IN-HOUSEON DOGECOIN
Real assets on a real chain.
This is the crypto side of the shop. Everything here runs on one engine I built myself — the wallet code, the inscription pipeline, the order desk — on my own server, on Dogecoin. No third-party mint service, nothing custodial. What you buy is written to the chain where anyone can verify it.
The Shop
FLAGSHIP · ONE-OF-ONES
GOD SAVES
The King James Bible on Dogecoin
Every one of the 31,102 verses of the King James Bible, inscribed on Dogecoin as a one-of-one Doginal. Pick your verse, see its deterministic art, and mint it for a flat fee — first come, first served, one owner per verse, forever.
COLLECTION · 250 PIECES
BLUE COLLAR
Challenge coins for the trades
A 250-piece Doginal challenge-coin collection honoring the 25 skilled trades that build the world — ten struck coins per trade, one 24K-gold one-of-one each, traits inscribed on-chain. Built by a tradesman, for tradesmen.
TOOL · NON-CUSTODIAL
DOGE WALLET
Your keys, your browser
A Dogecoin wallet where the keys never leave your browser — the server never sees a seed. Send DOGE, Doginal NFTs and DRC-20 tokens with fail-closed UTXO protection, so an inscription can never be accidentally spent as network fees.
POOL · $1 TARGET
ZOLT
The $1 token swap pool
Swap ZOLT for DOGE, or DOGE for ZOLT, at a best-effort $1.00-per-ZOLT target rate — a simple, transparent pool backed by public, finite reserves you can check yourself.
One engine behind all of it.
These aren't four vendors stitched together. Every project above runs on the same crypto engine, written and operated in-house on the same self-hosted platform that runs the rest of my tools. Same discipline as the field work: if I wouldn't trust it with my own coin, it doesn't ship.
The chain does the bookkeeping. Every inscription and every swap is a real Dogecoin transaction you can look up in any public explorer — you never have to take my word for it.
- Wallet core signs in your browser — the server never holds your keys
- Inscription pipeline writes Doginals directly to the Dogecoin chain
- Fail-closed UTXO rules: inscriptions can't be burned as fees
- Order desk, art generator and mint worker all run on my own server
- Every asset is verifiable in any public Dogecoin explorer
If it isn't on the chain, it didn't happen.